Hello, gentleman

I appreciate fine poetry when I come by it, which is why I think the following spam message I received would be one I wouldn't mind receiving more of. Oops, I'm gonna get it now.



Hello, gentleman

I was waiting all winter, I am still waiting when the Skies will fill up
with the first thunderstorm, when it will rain and will bring the fresh air,
to forget the winter and to wash off any sorrows of past life. So that when
I will meet you, my dear I will be fresh like a thunderstorm, I will have
blue eyes, like the sky after the rain and I will hug you around the neck
and kiss on a cheek.
You would play with my hair and will kiss me gently, and we will fly to the
clear skies, where we will start to dance, joining with each cell of our
bodies, with each little piece of our souls, each heart beat, each
breathe... I am very lonely without you, and wait for you at
http://insert mail order bride website here]


The best of luck
Julia

Otis is Resurrected

I recently heard this short story read on a radio program. I found it to be thought
provoking, unnerving, and moving. After reading it, let me know your thoughts. That's right, you now have homework. Go read Otis is Resurrected.